I stepped in some dog crap and there was no water around to rinse it under. So I was stuck with scraping it off with a stick. Anyhow, as I was doing this I began to think of liberals. I wondered just exactly how it is they see things the way they do.

I think I might have figured it out...

I know, you think I've gone barking mad, but stick with me through this. I'm going to show you how they do it.

Grab a copy of the Constitution. For this experiment we'll turn to the First Amendment. Now, hold it up to a funhouse mirror. See how it stretches and distorts? It's still readable, but makes less sense. The funny shapes it takes on make it hard to take seriously. It begins to look more like a plaything and less like a founding document at this point.

Next, go roll a pot head and take his pipe. Scrape the resin from it and smear it on the mirror here and there. Just in a few spots. Even harder to make sense of it, right? Doesn't look at all like it should. Hard to make out all the words.

Now, go find a few of the favored stickers they proudly display on their cars. Maybe a no war for oil sticker, a pro-choice sticker, whatever... you've seen them all. Just get a few. Now put the stickers on the mirror in random spots. That funhouse mirror version of the Constitution looks much different now, doesn't it? You might even see things in there that don't exist. Phrases like "separation of church and state" might seem to be in there.

...yeah, I know it was silly. But not far removed from the truth. It's the only way I could imagine a sane person being able to see things the way a lib does.

Hope I don't step in dog crap again any time soon.

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